so you want a plastic heart, eh? you want to cover yourself in quilts? two prairie dogs kissing? what makes champagne different from a normal woman like myself? are my major organs defective? can you see my underwear from over there?

knife or no knife, go ahead with the operation. my marionette strings hang downwards. tethered, say.

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